I laughed. I bet you will too. 🙂
Archive for the ‘LOL’ Category
What a great 10 minutes of comedy – and respectful commentary – from the Alfred E Smith dinner in New York. Funny stuff!
Check out this video of Barack Obama rapping about “You didn’t build that.” 🙂
If that doesn’t float your boat. maybe you’d prefer the Obama version of “Call Me Maybe”
I don’t think you need 1000 words to describe this picture….
[Guest posted by johncheshire]
This ended up in my email inbox this morning and thought it was worth sharing.
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you; I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you; I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I can not accept money from you; I’m doing community service this week.’ The Member of Parliament was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
In the “stupid criminal” category we have this winner. In Florida, a man was pulled over for speeding. As the smell of marijuana wafted out of the vehicle, police seached the 25 year old suspect and found a baggie of marijuana hidden in, well, his butt crack. He confessed it was his.
Subsequently, the officer found a bag of, ahem, crack cocaine in the same location. This time the suspect denied that he was the owner, saying a friend of his left it on the seat.
He was charged with pot AND cocaine possession.